The Do's and Don't's For a Safe and Happy Halloween
Each year at this time, I write a little note to all those lovely kids out trick-or-treating about how to enjoy the holiday while still having common decency. As Halloween creeps upon us once again, it is important to remember certain things when we go out into our neighborhoods to trick-or-treat. We want to fully enjoy the holiday, but at the same time, we should maintain a level of respect and kindness toward others. Here now, is a list of Halloween Do's and Don'ts for your reading pleasure. 1) DO Have an Actual Halloween Costume! How many times do we have to put up with these lazy adolescents with their attitude of entitlement. I'm sorry, but a one-dollar mask and a hoodie is just lame. Put some effort into your costume. I don't care if you're 25 years old, if you have a decent costume, I'm giving you candy. But show up at my door in a little white makeup and your "normal" clothes, claiming to be a zombie, and you get the crap candy (maybe ev...